Happy Turkey Armageddon from us here at Sweep-the-Leg. Enjoy a bit of pulp fiction space dino with your morning prep (be it cooking or starving yourself for the onslaught of calories later).
Me, Grimlock Want to Save Space Princess!
(It’s available over at Ript till midnight tonight in case you want to break the Thanksgiving purchasing embargo)
Watch Transformers long enough and you get used to certain things: despite being robots, no one can shoot worth a damn, the villains always bungle their grand schemes, and all bots can get a new “alt-mode” at the drop of a hat – see it, scan it, done.
So I was somewhat unprepared for this in the digital-only “Fall of Cybertron” comic, which details the genesis of the Dinobots.
What you’re seeing here is Shockwave, the Decepticons’ mad scientist, rebuilding Grimlock into the robo-dino we’re familiar with. Except instead of running a scan and painlessly reformatting, Shockwave has done the equivalent of removing his skin, exposing his skeleton and nervous system to the open air while he manually rearranges and bolts things on. All while Grimlock is awake so that Shockwave can break his mind and bend him to his will (in fact, by this point, Grimlock can barely self identify and is reduced to simple pronouns, a nice tip of the hat to his G1 speech patterns). It’s Transformers torture porn, essentially. And, maybe it makes me a sick individual; but I’m more interested in the conclusion of this story than anything I’ve seen from Transformers in years! It’s a fresh retelling that explores some of the darker elements of the mythology that have been flirted with, but rarely utilized (except maybe in the IDW “Kup” one-shot where Kup went insane, thought he was being attacked by zombies, but in fact was killing team after team of rescue parties). Forget that “needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” morality play, this is how you hook new fans.
I, too, was like you once. I knew the touch of a lover. No more. *shaky sob* No more.
Seriously, there is no other garment for this upcoming winter season. Why would you wear anything else?
Available at 80stees.com way not soon enough.
(The other reason I posted this was because of the best product picture EVER. You can almost hear the echoing carnage of this poor bastard’s burgeoning modeling career/love life.)
Why me Grimlock sad? Because me Grimlock’s game Fall of Cybertron release today and stupid fanboy writer still too cheap to buy himself XBox 360 so that he can make me Grimlock do awesome thing like THIS!