The Few, The Proud, The Viperous

Damn it. I shouldn’t be looking forward to this movie. It’s going to suck harder than Tatum Channing in that dream I had the other nigh…

Hey! Look! Viral video for G.I. Joe: Retaliation! LOOK AT IT AND IGNORE EVERYTHING PRECEDING THIS LINE.

Mmmmm. H.I.S.S. Tanks and Rattlers. This is all I wanted in the first movie – wacky military vehicles.


There May Be Hope for G.I. Joe Retaliation After All

Am I shallow enough to judge a movie based on a single still screen?



Yes. Yes I am.

Toy Porn: NYCC News – Turtles, and Wizards, and Soldiers! Oh My!

OH MY GOD! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle LEGOS? Our first look at the Goblin King playset from the upcoming Hobbit movie? Blind-bagged G.I. Joe Kre-Os that include G.I. freaking Joe (with his original box)?

I just…I don’t…there’s too much – just go look at the gallery after the jump and let the toy nerdiness wash over you. Continue reading

Toy Porn: G.I. Kre-O

In advance of next week’s NYCC 2013 toy preview, Hasbro has deemed fit to release the following poster:

I can’t express how much glee this fills me with. Kre-Os recreating the iconic cover of Marvel’s G.I. Joe #1? Kre-O versions of my favorite 80s vehicles (I loved these more than Transformers, which is saying a lot.)?

Between that Scarlett Kre-O and the possibility of a Kre-O Cobra Night Raven, I just can’t stop “squeeeeing.”