The Threeway: Most Inappropriate “Sexy” Costumes (Janie’s Take)

First of all, I want to say I think this is an asinine Threeway. BECAUSE THERE ARE NO INAPPROPRIATE SEXY COSTUMES WHEN IT COMES TO HALLOWEEN. I say: get your inner slut on, ladies.

Of course, anybody who knows me is not actually surprised to hear those words come out of my mouth. But really there’s not much of a need for words in this post, because it’s not like anyone is reading them. If you are, you’re really missing the point, silly person.

And A1 secretly likes all these costumes. Don’t let his “Moral Brigade” post fool you. He would dress his wife up as Sexy Chucky any day.

Before I start I would like to give an Honorable Mention to the “Pocahottie” Pocahontas costume I found. The costume wasn’t memorable. But – “Pocahottie.” Smirk. Giggle. Love it.

#3 Sexy TMNT  – This one is actually for A1 because he was so traumatized that our site gets so many hits from people searching for TMNT porn.  This ought to help.




#2 Because let’s face it. Robin was always a bitch anyway.

#1 Pop quiz, hot shot: could you really take Burt and Ernie home and do all sorts of terribly wonderful things (the braids, oh Gawd, the braids!!) and not be scarred for life every time the Sesame Street theme came on? What do you do? What do you do?


8 thoughts on “The Threeway: Most Inappropriate “Sexy” Costumes (Janie’s Take)

  1. The sexy Bert and Ernie are the only two the creep me out. Mainly because it looks like to homicidal lunatics went down to Sesame St., lured B&E to a dark alley to count, skinned them alive, made a suit out of their muppet skin, and a hat out of their little heads so they could blend in with the other muppets.

    What did Oscar the Grouch do while Bert and Ernie screamed for mercy outside of his trash can? He just sat there and watched because he’s a Grouch, a sick, twisted Grouch.

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