The Hobbit: An Unexpected Triple Bypass

Ever want to taste a Hobbit Hole? Feel like sucking down a smoothie from Bilbo’s berries?

Well you’re in luck, you sick pervert, because now you can fulfill all your horrifying Middle-Earth sexual fantasies and give your arteries another coat of lacquer at the same time. Just go to Denny’s and partake of what might be the worst movie tie-in ever.

Expanding “The Hobbit” to three movies, I can be alright with that. This just feels tawdry.


6 thoughts on “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Triple Bypass

  1. My favorite part from the original story:

    Menu items include 11 breakfast, lunch and dinner items such as “Hobbit Hole Breakfast,” “Frodo’s Pot Roast Skillet,” “Gandalf’s Gobble Melt” and the “Build Your Own Hobbit Slam,” which includes limited-time items such as “Shire Sausage.”

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