Ever want to taste a Hobbit Hole? Feel like sucking down a smoothie from Bilbo’s berries?
Well you’re in luck, you sick pervert, because now you can fulfill all your horrifying Middle-Earth sexual fantasies and give your arteries another coat of lacquer at the same time. Just go to Denny’s and partake of what might be the worst movie tie-in ever.
Expanding “The Hobbit” to three movies, I can be alright with that. This just feels tawdry.